Adults Only Revisited

"Unleaded?"

Is anyone really surprised that the Chinese don't care when it comes to product quality and product safety when manufacturing cheap ass goods for us Westerners.

The shocking truth about supply and demand is: If you, as a consumer, demand products that cost one-fifth of fuck all to buy, then people are going to make them out of any old thing, such as - poison, mud, and even shit.

Which then of course leads to the inevitable product recall. I was devastated when Mattel recalled almost everything in my "Barbie Dream Closet" for those exact reasons, although I suspected something was wrong when Ken discovered a lump in his testicle. Of course I joke, but there is something wrong when there's too much lead in kids toys and not enough in our military vehicles. It's because we all love a bargin, don't we? So let's purchase all our products from a communist police state.

Because you know they will definitely put in a little extra love and care. We can't worry
if our $30 DVD players or our $12 Jeans are the product of child labour. We must look good at no extra cost while waiting in line for our new smartphone. But this shit wouldn't exist if it wasn't for our endless thirst for the cheapest bargains and products China has to offer!

China uses lead in paint because it makes paint brighter. We're poisoning ourselves just because we love to have shiny things! I never use to worry about being harmed by the Chinese, unless of course they were in a left hand turning lane. But then we discovered their dog food products were dangerous and they were making toothpaste out of Antifreeze. (The same shit that goes into a cars radiator!) They don't care about the lead paint used on toys because their kids aren't playing with toys. They're the ones in the factory all day making them.

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