1) Let me go get my tweezers!
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2) Maybe if we water it, it'll grow!
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3) This explains your car!
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4) You must be a growing boy!
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5) Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
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6) All right! - A treasure hunt!
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7) Are you one of those pygmies?
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8) I didn't know they came that small!
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9) If you get me real drunk first!
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10) But it still works, right?
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11) At least this won't take long!
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12) Why is God punishing you?
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13) I never saw one like that before!
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14) Maybe it looks better in natural light?
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15) What do you call this?
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16) Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
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17) Do you take steroids?
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18) I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it!
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19) What is that?
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20) Does that allow you to use handicapped parking?
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