Hairport

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It's bad enough that we have to worry about terrorists on airplanes or getting caught sitting next to sombody who's only carry on luggage is Ebola Virus! But I'm so over seeing Ads from airlines promoting how they have power outlets on board. The Ads show a woman blow-drying her hair at thirty thousand feet..
After washing it in what? The blue liquid in the toilet bowl?
"Let me see; Twenty minutes before landing. I've got just enough time to wash and blow-dry my hairy balls!"

How about we leave the hair salons on the ground where they belong!

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