Adults Only Revisited

~ The Slut Test part 2 ~

If you cannot stay in relationships for more than a month, you might be a slut!

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If you refer to a majority of your relationships as "complicated" you might be a drama loving slut!

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If you've ever flashed your tits you might be a slut!

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If you have any sort of oral fixation (i.e. Cigarettes, lollipops, or sucking dick), you might be a slut!

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If you constantly blame relationship failures on the guy, you might be a slut!

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If you can't remember the names of all the guys you've had sex with in your life, you might be a slut!

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If you're the girl at the club who always grinds up on random guys, you might be a slut!

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If you're that girl at the bar who always throws her hands up and yells out "WOOO!" you might be an insecure slut!

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If you have sex to validate your self-worth, you might be a slut!

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If you think being pretty is more important than being smart, independent, or respectable, you might be a shallow, naive, one-dimensional, boring, little slut!

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If you've laughed at any of these because you know they apply to you, you might be a slut!

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If you use abortion as a form of birth control , you might be a slut!

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If you've ever been pregnant but you're not sure who the father is, you might be a slut!

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If you've ever had a mysterious rash in your nether regions, you might be a slut!

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If you've ever said, "My Vagina is burning for sex right now," you should get it checked to make sure it's not burning because of something else. Either way, you're probably a slut!

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If you've ever had a threesome, you might be a slut!

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If you've always wanted a threesome but couldn't find willing partners, you might be too ugly!

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If you've ever held your breath during sex because it helps you climax or reach orgasm, you're having far too much sex to be that desensitized, and thus you might be a slut. Stop holding your breath and give up the cock for a few days!

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Again, If you were offended by reading this, you might be a miserable, humourless, ugly, ass that nobody wants to be around. Lighten the fuck up!

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A/N - As previously stated, if any of the above did apply to you - You totally Rock!!

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