Text Abbreviations For The Elderly.
ATD: At The Doctor's.
BFF: Best Friend's Funeral.
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth.
CGU: Can't Get Up.
CR: Can't Remember.
DTAF: Don't Trust A Fart.
DWI: Driving While Incontinent.
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers.
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was.
FYI: Found Your Insulin.
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In.
GHA: Got Heartburn Again.
GTG: Got the Gout.
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement.
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out.
MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor.
MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget.
OMG: Oh My Grandchildren.
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner.
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants.
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop.
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny.
TLC: Totally Lost Continence.
TOT: Texting on Toilet.
TTYL: Talk To You Louder.
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age.
WTF: Wet the Floor.
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
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