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Text Abbreviations For The Elderly.

ATD: At The Doctor's.

BFF: Best Friend's Funeral.

BTW: Bring the Wheelchair.

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth.

CGU: Can't Get Up.

CR: Can't Remember.

DTAF: Don't Trust A Fart.

DWI: Driving While Incontinent.

FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers.

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was.

FYI: Found Your Insulin.

GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In.

GHA: Got Heartburn Again.

GTG: Got the Gout.

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement.

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out.

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor.

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget.

OMG: Oh My Grandchildren.

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner.

PIMP: Pooped In My Pants.

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop.

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny.

TLC: Totally Lost Continence.

TOT: Texting on Toilet.

TTYL: Talk To You Louder.

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age.

WTF: Wet the Floor.

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

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