1) Haven't I seen you before? >
= Nice ass!
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2) I'm a Romantic >
= I'm poor!
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3) I need you >
= My hand is tired!
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4) I am different from all the other guys >
= I am not circumcised!
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5) I want a commitment >
= I'm sick of masturbation!
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6) You're the only girl I've ever cared about >
= You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me!
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7) I really want to get to know you better >
= So I can tell my friends about it!
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8) It's just orange juice, try it >
= 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head!
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9) She's kinda cute >
= I want to have sex with her till I am blue!
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10) I don't know if I like her >
= She won't sleep with me!
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11) I miss you so much >
= I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good!
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12) Was it good for you? >
= I'm insecure about my manhood!
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13) How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? >
= Is my penis really that small!
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14) I had a wonderful time last night >
= Who the hell are you?!
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15) Do you love me? >
= I've done something stupid and you might find out!
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16) Do you 'really' love me? >
= I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later!
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17) How much do you love me? >
= I've done something really stupid and someone is on their way to tell you about it right now!
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18) I have something to tell you >
= Get tested!
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19) I'll give you a call >
= I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again!
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20) I've been thinking a lot >
= You're not as attractive as when I was drunk!
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21) I think we should just be friends >
= You're ugly!
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22) I've learned a lot from you >
= Next!
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