If Baby Names Were Chosen Based On A Parent’s Profession..
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Announcer’s son: Mike
Astronomer’s daughter: Star
Auto Mechanic’s son: Jack
Auto Mechanic’s other son: Otto
Baker’s daughter: Cookie
Beggar’s daughter: Penny
Boxer’s son: Jim
Burger joint cook's daughter: Patty
Butcher’s son: Chuck
Cartoonist’s son: Drew
Cat breeder’s son: Tom
Cattle thief’s son: Russell
CEO’s son: Rich
Clothing manufacturer’s daughter: Polly-Esther
Collection agency executive’s son: Bill
College chancellor’s son: Dean
Commercial Fisherman’s daughter: Annette
Computer programmer’s son: Chip
Cook’s son: Stu
Day-trader’s daughter: Hope
Dentist’s son – Payne
Doorman’s son: Matt
Drapery manufacturer’s sons: Curt and Rod
Dressmaker’s son: Taylor
Fisherman’s son: Rod
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