Adults Only Revisited

"The Slut Test Part 1"

If you can't count the number of guys you've had sex with in your life, you might be a slut!

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If you've slept with a guy without knowing his last name, you might be a slut!

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If you've slept with a guy without knowing his FIRST name, You Are a Slut!

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If you've ever contemplated having sex for money, you might be a slut!

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If you've actually had sex for money, you're a hooker slut!

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If you've ever had sex with two guys in less than 24 hours, you might be a slutty whore!

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If you've ever had sex with more than two guys in 48 hours, you might be a slut!

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If you like the taste of cum, you might be a slut!

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If you sleep with a guy for material gain, you might be a slut!

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If you've ever justified a one night stand by saying,"I was so wasted." You might be a slut!

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If you've ever justified having a one night stand without saying "I'm such a slut," you might be a slut!

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If you've ever justified having a one night stand by saying,"I'm such a slut!" Knowing is half the battle!

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If you've ever idolized, took as a role model, or otherwise thought Paris Hilton was cool, you're an idiot. And you might be a slut!

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If quotes from Sex and the City are meaningful to you on any level, you are an impressionable, naive little slut!

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If you think Snoop Dogg is hot, what the fuck is wrong with you? Slut!

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If you've read any of these and thought, "I might be a slut." you might be a slut!

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If you were offended by reading this, you might be a miserable, humourless, ugly-ass slut that nobody wants to be around. Lighten the fuck up!

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A/N - If any of the above did apply to you - You totally Rock!! 😀

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