~A Lesson In Grammar~
* They're
= They are.
As in.. They're fucking going to raise our taxes!
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* Their
= Shows fucking possession.
As in.. It's their fuck up, not mine.
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* There
= Specifies a fucking location.
As in.. Put it fucking over there next to the sink.
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* You're
= You are.
As in.. You're a fucking dickhead, yeah?
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* Your
= Shows fucking possession.
As in.. It's your fucking fault!
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* We're
= We are.
As in.. We're all going to the fucking pub.
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* Were
= Past fucking tense of 'are.'
As in.. We were all going to go to the fucking pub, but now we are all staying fucking home.
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* Where
= Specifies a fucking location.
As in.. Where the fuck did i leave my air-guitar?
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* Than
= A fucking comparison.
As in.. We are twins, but your cock is fucking bigger than mine!
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* Then
= A fucking point in time.
As in.. If you can't fucking do it now, then fucking do it tomorrow!
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* To
= Where it is fucking going.
As in.. I'm sending you to fucking Timbuktu.
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* Too
= An excessive fucking amount.
= As well & Also.
As in.. "That was way too much for my fucking guts to handle. I'm gonna puke!"
"Yeah, me too!"
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* Two
= A fucking number.
As in.. One plus one equals fucking two.
= Also known as 2
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* It's
= It is.
As in.. It's fucked how often people swear in books.
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* Its
= Shows fucking possession.
As in.. This is my Dinosaur. These are its fucking footprints!
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*Bought
= Exchanged money for an item.
As in.. You Bought it at the fucking shop.
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*Brought
= Something you did with an object. Past tense.
As in.. I bought it at the shop then I fucking brought it home.
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Now you know, so get it fucking RIGHT!
A/N:
If English is NOT your first language, disregard the above and just be proud that you can read and write in more than one language!
If any of the instruction in this chapter is wrong, don't tell me.. I never completed school, so what the fuck would I know?
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