I'm sorry - I didn't mean to "push all your buttons" - I was just looking for mute!
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My mum's voice was so loud - Even my neighbors found themselves washing their hands and cleaning their rooms!
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My friend thinks he's smart! He said Onions are the only food that make you cry - So I threw a coconut at his face!
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Getting older sucks! I use to wake up feeling like a million dollars.. Now it's more like a bounced cheque!
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Life is too short to "remove USB safely!"
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You're not really drunk until you are speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne!
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The Police want to interview me.. Strange, I didn't even apply for a job there!
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I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong.. Like that one time I got married!
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A kid in the park informed me that "Smoking is bad for you!" So I popped his Balloon with my cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!
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Lazy Rule: If it's not on the first page of Google - It doesn't exist!
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Adults Only Revisited
HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
