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I'm sorry - I didn't mean to "push all your buttons" - I was just looking for mute!

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My mum's voice was so loud - Even my neighbors found themselves washing their hands and cleaning their rooms!

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My friend thinks he's smart! He said Onions are the only food that make you cry - So I threw a coconut at his face!

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Getting older sucks! I use to wake up feeling like a million dollars.. Now it's more like a bounced cheque!

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Life is too short to "remove USB safely!"

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You're not really drunk until you are speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne!

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The Police want to interview me.. Strange, I didn't even apply for a job there!

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I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong.. Like that one time I got married!

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A kid in the park informed me that "Smoking is bad for you!" So I popped his Balloon with my cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

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Lazy Rule: If it's not on the first page of Google - It doesn't exist!

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