Waiters' in Asian restaurants have to stop giving me attitude when I ask for a fork. It's not a hate crime, you know. I just love modern gadgets, and I don't see the point in eating with sticks. You wouldn't remove snow during winter from your driveway with two snooker cues, would you? So why do you expect me to eat my rice with two sticks? That's not progress! It's archaic! And I don't care if it's a traditional practice. Like most traditions, it's just fucking stupid, okay! Give me a fork or a spoon so I can get this crap into my mouth quickly and efficiently, fork you very much!
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