I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you!
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Is your Ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
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I could eat a bowl of Alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that!
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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit!
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a Chicken's Ass and wait!
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I'd slap you - But shit stains!
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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his Ass back?
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Shut up! If I want to hear from an asshole - I'll fart!
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You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
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Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months!
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Freddy Kruger was ugly too!
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I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone!
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You're so dumb - your dog teaches you tricks!
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
