~ Insults ~

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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you!

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Is your Ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

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I could eat a bowl of Alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that!

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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit!

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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a Chicken's Ass and wait!

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I'd slap you - But shit stains!

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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his Ass back?

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Shut up! If I want to hear from an asshole - I'll fart!

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You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?

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Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months!

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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Freddy Kruger was ugly too!

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I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone!

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You're so dumb - your dog teaches you tricks!

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