1) Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
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2) Man Wants "Hell" Taken Out Of "Hello"
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3) No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim
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4) Students Cook & Serve Grandparents
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5) Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of McNuggets
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6) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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7) Homicide Victims Rarely Talk To Police
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8) County To Pay $250,000 To Advertise Lack Of Funds
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9) Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation
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10) State Prisons Replace Easy-Open Locks
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11) Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
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12) Man Shot Twice In Head, Gets Mad!
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13) Federal Openness Workshop Closed To Public
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14) Bridges Help People Cross Rivers
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15) Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yesterday
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16) Close Look At Dating Finds Men Choose Attractive Women
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17) Safety Meeting Ends In Accident
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18) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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