Q) What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
A) Dr. Dre!
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Q) Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?
A) He had to work it out with a pencil!
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Q) How do you wake Lady Gaga?
A) Poke her face!
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Q) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A) Well, anyone can roast beef!
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Q) What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A) Bison!
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Q) What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive?
A) A Minni van!
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Q) Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
A) Because there is a sign that says "Never Never land!"
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Q) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A) A nervous wreck!
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Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A) Because they have big fingers!
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Q) What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?
A) The man wears a suit, the dog just pants!
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Q) What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
A) Annette!
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Q) What's Irish and sits in the sun?
A) Paddy O'Furniture!
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Q) How many sides does a circle have?
A) Two: an inside and an outside!
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
