1) I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But then I turned myself around!
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2) I asked a French man if he played video games. He said "wii"
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3) The shovel was a ground-breaking invention!
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4) Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester!
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5) I thought about going on an all-almond diet, but that's just nuts!
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6) I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them!
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7) I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now!
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8) A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need!
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9) A horse is a very stable animal!
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10) I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click!
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11) For plumbers, a flush beats a full house!
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12) I used to work for a soft drink can crushing company. It was soda pressing!
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13) I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it!
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14) I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me!
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15) "Hey, Dad, what's the movie about?"
"It's about two hours!"
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16) Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection!
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17) I hate perforated lines, they're tearable!
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18) Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its ok, he woke up!
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19) My sea sickness comes in waves!
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20) "My Dog has no nose."
"How does he smell?"
"Awful!"
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