I love you with all my butt.. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger!
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I could, lose weight, but I hate losing!
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I wake up in a good mood every single morning.. Then idiots happen!
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Someone called me lazy today.. I almost replied!
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Everything I like is either illegal, fattening, expensive or impossible!
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My phones low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously!
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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting.. It's called "being fuckin hungry!"
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I don't mind going to work.. It's the 8 hour wait to go home that I think is bullshit!
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I'm always forced to do things that I'm not qualified for.. Like being nice to stupid people!
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Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm and inappropriateness!
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Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, but always does the opposite of what you tell them!
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
