1) Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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2) Why do they report power outages on TV?
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3) Why doesn't glue ever stick to the inside of the bottle?
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4) Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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5) Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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6) What's another word for Thesaurus?
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7) If a Stealth Bomber crashed into a forest, would it make a sound?
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8) When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
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9) What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only
endangered plants?
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10) Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
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11) Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Would they become troubled and insecure?
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12) Is there another word for synonym?
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13) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
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