A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of!
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If god was a woman, she would have made sperm taste like chocolate!
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History is nothing more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind!
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar!
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As a parent you are not interested in justice. You are interested in quiet!
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Cats are smarter than dogs - You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow!
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If the English language made any sense, Lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers!
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it!
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart!
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle!
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always exactly fits the newspaper!
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
