1) A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper!
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2) All men eat, but Fu Man Chu!
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3) If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient!
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4) Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
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5) Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!
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6) Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling!
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7) Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement!
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8) Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news!
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9) Man who pushes piano down mine shaft gets A flat miner!
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10) Man who run behind car get exhausted!
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11) Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy!
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12) Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon!
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13) Man with one chopstick go hungry!
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14) Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground!
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MizahDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
