Q: How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean the house?
A: Look inside your pants. If there's a penis there, it's not time!
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Wow! When you first learn to masturbate in the shower, it only takes like a minute.. Before the rest of the team is kicking your ass!
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Kim Kardashian is launching a new shoe line - It's the first time shoes have been designed to look good when behind a woman's ears!
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Two Nuns ride their bikes down a lane way.
The first Nun says, "I've never come this way before!"
The second Nun says.. "Oh, it must be the cobblestones!"
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The closest I ever came to a
menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic!
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My girlfriend was complaining about my lack of stamina in the sack - So I popped six Viagra and drank a six-pack of Redbull. Her funeral is on Tuesday!
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To me a woman's body is a Temple - I try and attend services as often as I can!
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