SARCASM! I put that shit on everything!
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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest!
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Only toilet paper deals with more assholes than I do on a regular basis!
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All I know is, one of us is right, and the other one is you!
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I'm not always rude and sarcastic.. Sometimes I'm asleep!
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I'm going to bed really means.. I'm going to lay in my bed and be on my phone for an hour or so!
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WARNING! My sense of humor may hurt your feelings I suggest you get over it!
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I really love my toilet.. We've been through a lot of shit together!
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Follow your passion.. Stay true to yourself.. Never follow someone else's path.. Unless of course, you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path.. By all means, you should follow that!
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Respect your parents.. They passed school without Google!
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All up, I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge!
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It Sucks how you're born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job.. What if I wanted to be a Duck?
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Childhood is like being really drunk.. Everyone remembers what you did, except you!
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They text me "plz" because it is shorter than "please" - I answer "no" because it's shorter than "yes!"
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One person's lol is another person's wtf..?
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HumorDo you get offended easily? Does reading things about sex make you feel dirty? Do swear words horrify your soul? Are you so nice that you are afraid to hate ever? If so, it sux to be you! You're pathetic... Go away! Your presence is not welcome here...
