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Being dumped 👎
Being fired 👈
Getting mugged 🔪💰
Food poisoning 🍔😵
Diarrhea 💩
Vomiting 😨
Or both at once - definitely sux
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Shampoo in the eye 🙈
Being poked in the eye 🙈
Sand in the eye 🙈
Headaches😫
All other aches😡
Infomercials 💅
Dandruff 💆
Pimples 😳
Cellulite 🚫
Sunburn 🌞
Long boring lists 📑
Lists like this boring one
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Hitting your Funny-bone 😲
The person who first called it a
Funny-bone 👽
Having a girlfriend 💑
Not having a girlfriend 😕
Back-wash 🍶
Wet dog smell 💧🐶
Wetting the bed💦💤💤
Colds and Flu 😵
Hacky-sackers 🏃
Assholes who don't wash their hands 👐
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Biting your tongue 👅😣
Biting your tongue again 👅😢
Books that aren't funny 📚
Books like this one 📖
Mosquito bites😠
Being mauled by your pet Tiger 🐯
Not having a pet Tiger 🐾
Herpes👫
War 💥🔥
Cancer really fucking sux😔
Bullies 💪
Exam stress 😓
Detention 😎
Famine 🍴
Hangovers 🍷🍷
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Being the New Kid 🙎
Waking up late ⏰
Going to Bed Early 🕐
The Price of Fuel ⛽
Twisting your Ankle👣
Bitch Slaps👋
Turkey Slaps😈
Bum itch😯
Looking for Work 👷
Home Work 📕
Having to Work 👮💵
Toupees 😖
Vet Bills 🐩🐈
Advertising Executives 🐷🐮
Drugs 💊💉
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Dj's 🎧
Global Warming sensationalist 😫
Needing Money 💵
Wanting Money 💵
Shitty Nappies 💩
Shaving🔪
Terrorist 👳💣🎅
Parking Fines 🚗
Speeding Fines 🚔
Deciding whether or not to keep this list going 😩
Having to stay in Hospital 🏥
People who brag about their overseas trips all the time ✈
Selfies 📱😛
People who feel the need to constantly take selfies 👎😋
Getting Old 🎅
Getting Old like this List ☹️
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