Adults Only Revisited

~Granny Sluts~

When a woman over 60 has a baby, it's not a miracle from God. It's a miracle from genetic engineers and fertility experts. And when a woman that age already has 11 kids,
20 grand kids, and 3 great grand kids, it's a fucking joke! You're not a miracle... You're a vagina and womb with no off switch!

Look, It's not my place to say you're too old, and that you have enough children already. But guess what? You're too old, and you have enough children already! If you're 60+ and you want children, you have two choices. Invitro fertilization or luring them into a house made out of fucking gingerbread and candy.

There is an epidemic of Granny Sluts wanting children these days. Can you imagine when these kids have parent teacher day at school, and they rock up with an urn full of ashes.. Awkward! There's already millions of children in the world looking for a home, and Angelina Jolie can't save them all. And on that note, someone should tell Angelina that when she visits a country, it's okay to return home with just a t-shirt.

How about you old bags retire the Vagina and adopt a kid instead! If you must..

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