1) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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2) Man Eats Underwear To Beat Breathalyzer
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3) Stabbing Disrupts Class For Anger Management
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4) Drunk Driver Claims Dog Was Driving
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5) Pigs Die As Houses are Blown Down
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6) Murderer Says Detective Ruined His Reputation
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7) City Unsure Why The Sewer Smells
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8) Most Earthquake Damage Is Caused By Shaking
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9) Weight Watchers Demonstrator Shoplifts Cupcakes
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10) One-Armed Man Applauds The Kindness of Strangers
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11) Guy Kidnaps Ex-Girlfriend To Get Ironing Done
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12) Winners Of Drink Driving Contest Announced
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13) Authorities Pursue Man Running With Scissors
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14) Cows Lose Their Jobs As Milk Prices Drop
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15) Homeless Man Under House Arrest
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16) Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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17) Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
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18) Author Of Book On How To Avoid Taxes On Trial For Tax Evasion
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