If Baby Names Were Chosen Based On A Parent’s Profession..
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Mountaineer’s son: Cliff
Movie star’s son: Oscar
Museum curator’s son: Art
Optician’s daughter: Iris
Orchestra conductor's daughter: Viola
Orthotic maker’s daughter: Eileen
Painter’s son: Art
Sheriff's son: Marshall
Plumber’s daughter: Piper
Plumber’s son: John
Plumber's other son: Lou
Realtor’s son: Homer
Researcher’s son: Grant
Earth Mover's son: Doug
Tennis player’s son: Ace
Thief’s son: Rob
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