1) I've smoked fatter joints than that!
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2) Aww, it's cute!
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3) Who circumcised you?
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4) Why don't we just cuddle?
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5) You know, they have surgery that can fix that!
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6) Can I paint a smiley face on it?
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7) Wow, and your feet are so big!
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8) My last boyfriend was four inches... Bigger!
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9) Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
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10) Is that a second belly button?
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11) Where's the rest of it?
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12) So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality!
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13) It's ok, we'll work around it!
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14) Does it come with an air pump?
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15) Is that an optical illusion?
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16) Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
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17) Are you cold or something?
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18) ××Just giggle and point!××
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19) Aww, it's hiding!
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20) My 8-year-old brother has one like that!
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