READ THIS BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE...
Dear Reader,
Please take caution in reading this. Always do breathing exercises before reading/looking at this crackfic. You are now entering a crack quarantine. Please wear safety goggles too. ENJOY СУКА! (Muahahaha.... they will never know what that means!) I don't own Hetalia. If I did, France will get an award on the gayest person on the planet.
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