92. The Big One (Season3, episode 16)
Jackson tries to baby proof their house. Paris is apparently being punished for having sex and didn't get into Harvard so she has a meltdown on CSPAN. Rory, because she's totally perfect, gets into Harvard,Princeton, and Yale. Nothing much else happens in this episode. It's rather boring.
High points: Paris's freak out is entertaining as always.
Low points: I don't remember anything else about it.
Best quote: "Our kid is going to have to be bright enough not to disconnect the water hose that goes to the automatic ice maker and shove it up his or her nose."- Sookie
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