127. Blame Booze and Mellville (Season 5, episode 21)
Rory gets upset when Mitchum tells her she doesn't have "it". So instead of reacting like a normal human, trying to prove him wrong or even quitting, she decides to steal a yacht. Yes, that's right. She stole a boat. Because that's what rational people do. Lorelai thinks she's pregnant because she ate an apple.
High points: Rory quits her internship, which means we don't have to see Mitchum for a while.
Low points: Mitchum is still in this episode. And Rory steals a yacht.
Best quote: "Ms. Driscoll. Right. Like she would ever need birth control."-Lorelai
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