101. Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doing the Twist (Season 4, episode 17)
Paris and Rory will never, in this or any universe, be mistaken for normal college students. When they try to be normal and go on spring break,they end up holed up in a hotel room in Florida with a pizza and The Power of Myth. Rory's drunken call to Dean is pathetic, and Rory and Paris's kiss is just awkward. Lorelai bales Luke out of jail because he's not wearing his socks.
High points: The beginning of this episode is actually pretty good. Paris and Rory do some kind of charity booth thing, leading to several classic Paris Geller one-liners. And the end of the Nicole/Luke relationship has been a long time coming.
Low points: The spring break plot really should have been more entertaining and less cringe-inducing.
Best quote: "No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes, moron."-Paris
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