Guren and Shinya as just bros who are hella straight
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"Sup dude." Guren called to Shinya.
"I like tits!" Shinya screamed.
"TF? Me too bro! By the way I fucked your girl."
"Shit man! Well, that's okay. I have other girls."
"Broooo, same!"
"No homo"
"No homo!"
"NO HOMO!!!"
"NO GODDAMN FUCKING BITCHASS HOMO, MY MAN!!"
"We even go near each other for a second, that's that gay shit, dawg."
"Your right!"
"You!" Shinya called to a girl. She then walked over.
"Yes?" She asked. "I'm not fucking gay! I'm a straight boi!!" Shinya screamed smashing his lips against hers and grabbing her tits.
"The fuck!?" She screamed punching him hard in the face, before running.
"#str8 life for days, bro" Shinya laughed.
"Dude, you are the straightest guy I know." Guren laughed mid-make-out session with Mahiru. "Dawg...you too." Shinya finger gunned and winked.
"Mahiru, one sec." Guren sighed in disappointment, pulling away from her.
He then pulled out his katana. "Bro" Guren inhales deeply "I didn't here a 'no homo' after that shit you just pulled." Guren sneered.
"Shit!" Shinya said backing away.
"N-no homo-"
"Too late-" Guren sliced Shinya's head clean off, and returned to his make-out session with his girl, Mahiru.
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Owari no Oneshots (Gureshin)
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