Gureshin in quarantine
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"Coronavirus? Ha! Well atleast it's not in Japan." Shinya laughed.
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That was what he said a month ago...but it was as if the world had changed over night.
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Masks everywhere!
Six feet apart!
Wash your damn hands! (I thought people were already doing that...)
Stay at home!!
The first week was great. Shinya enjoyed working from home, and spending time with Guren. All that pent up sexual frustration was released, and things were going great.
Then a month passed, then another month, and before they knew it they were almost halfway through the year. But things were getting tough.
Not being able to go out, and being trapped together had really taken its toll on the two.
"Shinya!" Guren inhaled in frustration. "Stop putting your damn feet on me!" He hissed, throwing the white haired man's legs off.
"But it's cold~" "Then turn the AC down." He said in annoyance. "I also have to attend some virtual work meeting later so don't interrupt me."
"Okay." Shinya said. "And NO surprise blowjobs!" "Whyyyy?!" Shinya whined. "We've fucked too much in the past few months, my horniness is completely dried up." Shinya frowned before walking away.
"I hate coronavirus!" He yelled to himself. "What do I do!? I'm so damn bored." He thought for a few moment. Then it hit him.
Ask Norito!
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Dorito Goshi🤪😂
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Me: Dude
Me: I need ur help
Dorito: Wut??
Me: Wtf do I do during quarantine I'm so fcking boreddd
Dorito: 🤔 Idk man...I'm bored asf too.
Me: What have you done to make it less boring
Dorito: Well the other day I walked myself down to the minimart. I had to get some hot saice, and then I loked up and saw all the different kinds and just said fuck it HOT SAUCE TIME annd I bought like 30 different types of hit sausage.
Dorito: *hot sayce* fuck autocorrect
Me: Lmaoo bruh
Dorito: Hby what have u done??
Me: 👌👈😫🥴🤤🍆💦
Dorito: Bruh👀
Me: Seqs Sex
Dorito: SEXMAN FOR MAYO 2020!
Me: lmao but Guren doesn't want to anymore so now I'm super fcking bored!!
*Dorito Goshi🤪😂 has added you to 'Quarantine is ASS'*
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Quarantine is ASS
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Ginger: And what is this?
Dorito: Hey~
Ginger: Goshi for the last time I DO NOT AFFILIATE WITH SIMPS-
Dorito: Those are false alligators!!
Dorito: *allegations*
Me: Nah man, ur kind of a major simp...😳
Dorito: Am not!
Ginger: Yes you are
SugarRey: *nods in agreement*
Tiddies: *nods in agreement x2*
Dorito: i feel attacked rn 😔
DaddyGuren: Guys can u all stfu!? You are blowing up my damn phone!!
Tiddies: Sorry Guren Sama!
SugarRey: Sorry Guren Sama
Ginger: The King has spoken
Dorito: Nobody:
The girls: *are simps for Guren*
Ginger: Stfu!
SugarRey: Silence, you fool
Tiddies: yeah be quiet Goshi!
Dorito: You know Guren is 💅
Me: Yes he is and Guren is mine😈
Dorito: But I mean I'm str8 😏😏😉
*Ginger,Tiddies, and SugarRey have left the chat*
Dorito: 👁 👄 👁
Me: lmfaoo 😂😂😂
Dorito: Welp I hope this helped make u a little les bored Imma go back to jacking off now😔✊
Me: Stay strong king. You'll find a queen one day...or you'll die alone whichever comes first lmao
Dorito: Bruh...thanx✌️
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That was about the most excitement Shinya got during quarantine.
Shinya threw his phone down in disappointment.
"Might as well binge eat now..."
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