Winter: Eat my favorite food for the entire day? Pfft! That should be easy enough.
One hunting trip later:
Moonwatcher: Winter, what are these dead seals doing here?
Winter: Well, they are my favorite food.
Qibli: Dude, you can't eat all these seals. It's just too much, even for a dragon.
Winter: Don't tell me what to do! I have a stomach of steel.
Turtle: Who wants to bet he'll choke soon?
Qibli: Me.
Moonwatcher: Me.
Kinkajou: Me.
Winter: Just you wait, unbelievers. I'll finish this dare in a breeze.
Later:
Winter: ARRGH! WHY!?
Qibli: Summary: it's only been half a day, and in that time, Winter already consumed six seals.
Turtle: The question is: why?
Winter: *groans in suffering*
Moonwatcher: Winter, are you okay?
Winter: The seals betrayed me!
Qibli: I think your stomach and ego betrayed you.
Winter: *groans* That's it, I'm dying. Goodbye, cruel world. Hello darkness my old friend~
Qibli: I can't deal with this crap. Winter, it's just a stomach ache!
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