Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #71

Cobra: Let me get this straight: I get a break from the dungeons, just because I'm dared to hang out with some random IceWing for a day?

Tundra: Excuse me! I happen to be the queen's aunt!

Cobra: And I happen to not give a shit. Why am I even involved in her son's dare book?

Thorn: Because as queen, I command it. Plus, I dislike you both with great intensity.

Tundra: So what's going to happen now?

Thorn: You two are allowed to explore the Scorpion Den, but if even one of you goes out of line, you'll be escorted to the dungeons immediately.

Tundra: Are you seriously going to leave me alone with this criminal?

Cobra: *scoff*

Thorn: My royal guards will be around every corner to observe you. Good luck! *leaves*

Cobra and Tundra: ....

Tundra: Now what?

Cobra: Well, your soft scaled hide might run into danger, if you're not careful.

Tundra: *offended* I fought in the war! You heathen!

Cobra: Yeah. But your polished playground of a kingdom, is very different from here. I used to own these streets, so make sure you don't embarrass me and taint my reputation.

Tundra: How dare you! I don't need you, I can take care of myself!

Cobra: If that's what you think *leaves*

Tundra: Watch me! This filthy town is nothing!

*Suddenly, an old dirty looking SandWing appeared behind Tundra*

Stranger: Oh, lady! Would you like to buy my teeth~

Tundra: Cobra! Wait for me! *quickly follows Cobra*

Later:

Cobra: First off, if you want to hang out with me, you have to follow the Den's rules.

Tundra: I don't want to hang out with you. And what are these rules?

Cobra: There's only one rule: survival of the fittest. So, prove to me that you can survive here, by stealing from there.

*She suddenly points to a fruit stand, which was very crowded*

Tundra: I'm not stealing! I am a noble!

Cobra: Not here, you're not. And if you want to be a stuck up princess your whole life, instead of a real dragon, then so be it.

Tundra: ...Fine. But how am I suppose to sneak up there? I stick out like a sore thumb here.

Cobra: I'll deal with that, it will also help with Thorn's guards.

Tundra: OK, I'm going in.

*Tundra stalks towards the stand. She grew nervous as she neared the crowd of SandWings, when- *

Cobra: DRAGONBITE VIPER! THERE'S A DRAGONBITE VIPER!

*Immediately, everyone panicked and fled in different directions, while the royal guards tried to calm them down. While everyone is distracted, Tundra leaps forward and snatches a fruit*

Tundra: I did it!

Shop Owner: Hey! Thief!

Cobra: Fucking run!

*Tundra obeyed, and ran with the stolen fruit clutched in her mouth. Cobra eventually followed her*

Cobra: Well done, princess! Never knew you had it in you--Oh shit!

*Out of nowhere, the two are ambushed by royal guards, and were immediately trapped in chains*

Later, in the dungeons:

*Tundra and Cobra were behind bars, while Winter and Qibli eyed them with disapproval*

Winter: Well? Do you have anything to say for yourselves?

Cobra: Nope.

Winter: *turns to Qibli* Your mother is a bad influence on my mother!

Tundra: You can't tell me what to do!

Winter: Silence, young lady!

Cobra: We were just having fun.

Winter: You were breaking the law!

Cobra: Like I said: fun.

Winter: Cobra, you suck.

Cobra: Winter, you swallow.

Winter: *gasp!*

Qibli: Ha-- I mean. Don't talk to my husband like that!

Cobra: Just speaking the truth.

Tundra: *whispering* You're my idol...