Qibli: OH MY GOD! WINTER!
Winter: What!
*Qibli came into a room, wearing a dress. In the dress was a watermelon, making his midsection huge*
Qibli: I'm pregnant! I might be lying a egg!
Winter: Qibli, you piece of--
Qibli: Quick! Take me to a doctor--
*Winter pulled the watermelon out of Qibli's dress, and ate a chunk of it off*
Winter: *chomp chomp*
Qibli: ...
Qibli: YOU CANNIBAL!
Winter: Qibli, stop being a idiot.
Qibli: Hey! You can't be the only one to lay eggs in this family!
Winter: *blushes* It was one time!
Kinkajou: Oh, are you talking about the time Winter laid the twin egg?
Qibli: Yeah.
Winter: What are you doing in our fucking home?
Kinkajou: Just want to let you know...
Kinkajou: the egg's hatching.
Qibli & Winter: What!?
*Kinkajou pointed to the egg, where is laid in a comfy cot. Cracks began to form on it*
Qibli & Winter: ...
Qibli & Winter: FUCK--
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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