Dare #176

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Qibli: OH MY GOD! WINTER!

Winter: What!

*Qibli came into a room, wearing a dress. In the dress was a watermelon, making his midsection huge*

Qibli: I'm pregnant! I might be lying a egg!

Winter: Qibli, you piece of--

Qibli: Quick! Take me to a doctor--

*Winter pulled the watermelon out of Qibli's dress, and ate a chunk of it off*

Winter: *chomp chomp*

Qibli: ...

Qibli: YOU CANNIBAL!

Winter: Qibli, stop being a idiot.

Qibli: Hey! You can't be the only one to lay eggs in this family!

Winter: *blushes* It was one time!

Kinkajou: Oh, are you talking about the time Winter laid the twin egg?

Qibli: Yeah.

Winter: What are you doing in our fucking home?

Kinkajou: Just want to let you know...

Kinkajou: the egg's hatching.

Qibli & Winter: What!?

*Kinkajou pointed to the egg, where is laid in a comfy cot. Cracks began to form on it*

Qibli & Winter: ...

Qibli & Winter: FUCK--

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