*Winter is reading the library, when--
Qibli: *moan!*
Winter: Da fuck?
*Qibli came in, wearing detailed zombie make-up*
Qibli: Brains! I want your brains....but you don't have any *laughs*
Winter: Qibli, what is this crap?
Qibli: I was dared to be a zombie, and right this moment, I'm going to scare everyone in Jade Mountain Academy.
Winter: *pfft!* With that horrible disguise? I don't think so.
Qibli: Just watch me, my frosted flake.
Winter: Frosted what?
Qibli: I'm going terrorize the halls! MWAHAHAHA!
Winter: Mother was right, I should've married a doctor.
Later:
*in the halls of the Academy*
Tsunami: Ahh, What a beautiful day.
Qibli: *moan*
*Qibli limps forward, in his zombie disguise. He moans and snaps his jaws, earning confused glances from the students*
Tsunami: Holy shitballs! A zombie!
*Tsunami sprints towards the library, where she runs into her friends*
Tsunami: Guys! We are in deep shit! I repeat: we are in deep shit!
Clay: Tsunami, calm down. What is it?
Tsunami: A zombie! In the halls!
Starflight: *sigh* You reacted this way twice already, both times being unnecessary.
Tsunami: I'm not overreacting! Please, help me!
Sunny: I don't know...
Tsunami: *baby seal eyes*
Clay: ....OK.
Starflight: Wait!? Why? What did she do?
Sunny: She used baby seal eyes.
Starflight: Oh...understandable.
A while later:
Kinkajou: What is he doing?
Turtle: I have no fucking clue.
*They both stared at Qibli, as he continued to harass students*
Qibli: Brains...
Anemone: No way! Bitch slap!
*slaps Qibli*
Qibli: Ow!
Tsunami: Stop terrorizing our students, you monster!
*the Dragonets of Destiny confronted Qibli*
Starflight: So, what's the plan?
Tsunami: You are.
Starflight: What--
*Tsunami picks him up and throws him at Qibli*
Starflight: AHHHHH! *lands on Qibli*
Tsunami: Yes! Take that....wait *looks closer at Qibli*
Tsunami: Hey, Qibli! I didn't know that it was you!
Qibli: *😵*
Tsunami: Well, that was a misunderstanding. At least, no one got hurt.
Starflight: YOU FUCKING THREW ME!
Tsunami: Stop living in the past, Star.
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