Qibli: Turtle....what did you do to Winter?
Turtle: Uh...
*Between Qibli and Turtle, sat Winter. Winter was now barely older than a hatchling*
Winter: *baby voice* You better change me back! Or I'm gonna fuck you up!
Qibli: Aww! But seriously, this is weird.
Turtle: It's only for the next...10 or so truth or dares...
Winter: *😡*
Turtle: I'm sorry! It has to be like that!
Kinkajou: *comes in* Hey, what's happen--
*Kinkajou sees Winter*
Kinkajou: AHHHHH! SO CUTE!
*Kinkajou picked Winter up, and hugged him*
Winter: *squeak!*
Kinkajou: Aww! He's like a plush!
Winter: Let me go, tree rat!
Kinkajou: Wait? Winter!?
Winter: Yes, it's fucking Winter!
Kinkajou: Is this part of a dare.
Turtle: Well, yeah.
Kinkajou: Wow, who knew something so cute can grow into something so grouchy.
*Winter nibbled on her claws*
Winter: *growl!*
Kinkajou: Hey! That tickles!
Qibli: What are we gonna do with him now?
Turtle: I guess we can give the little guy a nap.
Winter: I'm not a child!
Qibli: Technically, you are. C'mon, let's get you bed.
*They carried Winter to a cart, and gently laid him in*
Kinkajou: Here's some milky milk! *moves in a milk bottle*
Winter: I don't need--
*the bottle was in his mouth, and he sucked the milk. His eyes slowly closed*
Qibli: He's cute...
*Winter flipped them off*
Turtle: In his own way...
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)