*Qibli is sleeping, when he's suddenly waken up by loud noises*
Qibli: What? What's happening?
*Qibli gets up ands walks towards the noise, only to see Winter watching Star Wars*
Qibli: You got to be kidding me!
Winter: Shhh!
Qibli: Winter! It's the middle of the night, go to bed!
Winter: Not now! Yoda is teaching Luke the force.
*Turtle comes in, rubbing his eyes tiredly*
Turtle: What's going on? Is that Star Wars?
Winter: Yes. And I have to watch a whole trilogy before Disney ruins it again.
Qibli: Winter. You could do this any other time.
Winter: But I heard there was a big plot twist in this movie!
Turtle: Oh, you mean the part where it's revealed that Dark Vader is Luke's father?
Winter: ...
Winter: I find your spoilers unacceptable *pinches the air in front of Turtle*
Turtle: *chokes*
Qibli: What are doing?
Turtle: I dunno, playing along?
Qibli: That's it! Winter, you are going to bed this instant!
Winter: Easier said than done *pulls out a red lightsaver*
Qibli: ....Let me guess. Black market.
Winter: *nods*
Qibli: Goddammit...
Meanwhile:
*Tsunami is sleeping peacefully, until she jerks awake, her brow creased in suspicion*
Tsunami: I sense trouble in the force....
Qibli: WINTER!!!
*lightsaver sounds*
Tsunami: Called it.
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