Winter: Let's see what we have here: I dare Ash to kiss Winter--
Ash: ...
Winter: Don't you dare.
Ash: ...
Winter: Don't you fucking dare.
Ash: Sorry *leaps at Winter and tries to peck him on the snout*
Winter: NO! PHYSICAL AFFECTION! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
Ash: Just hold still!
Kinkajou: *comes in* Oh! Are we having a party?
Winter: Begone, tree rat!
Kinkajou: No way! This is just getting good! *sits comfortably and takes out popcorn*
Winter: How do you have popcorn everywhere you go?
Kinkajou: I keep take it everywhere, in case there's drama around. Sure, it might grow stale and bad for my immune system, but it was worth it!
Ash: Come on, Winter!
Winter: Fine! *grabs Ash* But we're doing this on my terms!
*Winter levels Ash towards his head, and leans in for a kiss--*
Qibli: You got to be fucking kidding me!
Winter: *turns* Uh...it's not what it looks like?
Qibli: Why did you say that like it was a question?
Winter: Honestly, I am just confused towards this whole thing.
*While Winter was distracted, Ash pecked him on the snout*
Winter: Hey! No fair, Ash! I didn't want you to do it.
Ash: You were taking too long, and I still have to do this every five minutes for the next couple of months.
Kinkajou: Well, I know what I'll be doing in the next couple of months.
Qibli: What's that?
Kinkajou: Going to get more popcorn! This just got real!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
