Qibli: Winter, why is the lights turned off? It's dark in here.
*turns on light*
Winter: *hiss!*
Qibli: What is this?
*Winter is crouched in a corner, dressed in a dark cape, and red liquid covering his mouth*
Winter: Oh, Qibli! I hoped you didn't have to see me like this.
Qibli: Me too. This is weird.
Winter: The truth is...
Winter: I am a vampire!
Qibli: Hmm.
Qibli: I don't know if it's the ketchup on your face, or the fact that you're fucking crazy, but somehow, I don't believe you.
Winter: I'll prove it! By scouting my prey!
Qibli: Please, don't--
Winter: Forgive me! *dramatic cape sweep before running off*
Qibli: Crap *chases after him*
Later:
*the halls of Jade Mountain are normal, when--*
Winter: Beware! It is my time to feast!
Flame: Are you fucking serious?
Winter: Very serious! I am a vampire, creature of the night!
Anemone: A vampire? Suddenly, I'm very straight.
*Anemone leaps into Winter's arms, and exposes her neck*
Anemone: Bite me..and claim me as your own, oh Dark One.
Winter: Uh...nope *drops her*
Anemone: Hey! Come back here and bite me, you wuss!
Pike: I can bite you, Your Majesty.
Anemone: Pike, you know my type is reserved for girls and supernatural creatures.
Pike: *😞*
*Suddenly, Clay and Tsunami walks in, sees Winter*
Clay: What's wrong with Winter?
Tsunami: I knew this day would come...
Clay: Huh?
Tsunami: This school is being overrun by monsters, good thing I have a secret weapon, especially made for this occasion.
Clay: What is it?
*Tsunami pulls out a bag, full of garlic*
Clay: ....Tsunami, please tell me you're not going to throw garlic at our--
Tsunami: DIE, FOUL BEAST!
Winter: What-- *gets smacked in the face with garlic*
Winter: Ow!
Tsunami: The power of garlic compels you! The power of garlic compels you! *continues to throw garlic*
Clay: Tsunami--
Tsunami: Don't worry, he'll change back to normal any minute!
Qibli: *comes in* Hey! Where's--
Winter: The smelly spheres of agony! IT BURNS!
Qibli: ...nevermind *leaves*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
