*In the big hall of Jade Mountain Academy, the queens of all tribes were gathered around*
Ruby: Why are we here?
Coral: I don't know, and I was just in the middle of writing my scroll!
Glory: Everyone relax, I'm sure it's something important.
Ruby: How would you know, RainWing?
Glory: Bitch, I run two tribes, don't test me.
Thorn: Guys, no fighting!
Moorhen: Listen to Thorn, maybe Glory-
*suddenly the lights go out, and suddenly a spotlight went on, and revealed Winter. Winter was in a tuxedo, with a red rose in his talon*
Snowfall: Huh?
Winter: Oh, Queens of Pyrrhia, will you do me the honour...
*Winter falls to his knees*
Winter: ....AND MARRY ME?
Queens: ...
Ruby: What the fuck?
Coral: No way in hell, dear.
Thorn: Uh...points for effort?
Glory: I have Deathy, so no thanks.
Snowfall: Dude, I'm your cousin.
Moorhen: ...
Moorhen: Sure, why not?
Winter: wut?
*Moorhen walks over, and scoops Winter in a bridal style*
Moorhen: I'm just warning you, I share my room with my four other siblings.
Winter: Wait--
Snowfall: Moorhen! Are you serious!?
Moorhen: I'll be sure to invite you to the wedding, fam!
Later:
Kinkajou: Qibli.
Qibli: Yes?
Kinkajou: Winter did a stupid, again.
Qibli: *sigh* What now?
Kinkajou: Apparently, he's getting married to Queen Moorhen, and we're invited to the ceremony.
Qibli: *facepalms*
Kinkajou: Ooh! There's going to be a buffet!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
