Winter: And that's the last one...There!
*Winter finished knitting each sweater for his Winglet. He gave the last one to Qibli*
Qibli: So soft...
Umber: Yeah, I can't believe you know everyone's size.
Winter: I categorize everyone to fatass to slightly less fatass.
Moonwatcher: Well, I really like how much work you put into them.
*Moon had a black sweater with a crescent moon on it. Turtle had a lime green one, with a tortoise on. Qibli with a gold one, with a puppy. Kinkajou with a pink one, with a strawberry. And finally, Umber had a dark brown one, with portrait of him and his siblings*
Winter: I can't believe you made me knit a sweater with a portrait of family, Umber.
Umber: I appreciated it.
Winter: It took me hours, and you're paying me double!
Qibli: I don't get why I have a puppy on mine.
Winter: Isn't it obvious?
Qibli: *grins* Is it because I'm cute--
Winter: You're my bitch.
Qibli: *😐*
Kinkajou: Well, I know a perfect way to try out these sweaters.
Winter: Go to the Ice Kingdom, and hope to not freeze to death?
Kinkajou: No...
*Kinkajou held her arms out, and moved towards Winter*
Kinkajou: HUG TIME!
Winter: What? No!
Moonwatcher: Can't fight it, Winter!
*his Winglet moved towards him slowly*
Winter: Get the fuck away from me! *bolts away*
Umber: He's escaping!
Kinkajou: Quick! Tackle him with love!
*They charged at Winter, knocking him down*
Winter: Nooooo!
Qibli: Sshhh... *squeezes him*
Winter: No! No!
Turtle: Just feel our unconditional love.
Winter: No...
Winter: ...
Winter: *blissful sigh*
Winter: ....you're a bunch of assholes.
Kinkajou: And you're stuck with us... *pats his head*
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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