Winter: Turtle!
Turtle: Yes, Winter?
Winter: I have a important task for you.
Turtle: Please tell me it doesn't include my animus--
Winter: It includes your animus powers.
Turtle: Goddammit.
Winter: Turtle, I need you to make me a woman.
Turtle: .....come again?
Winter: I was dared to become a woman, and you better keep my beauty!
Turtle: Yeah...I don't--
Winter: I'll stop calling you Tuna Fish.
Turtle: OK, we have a deal.
*Turtle walked around his room, as though searching for something. He finally found what he was looking for, and pulled out a jewel necklace. He quickly enchanted it, and gave it to Winter*
Turtle: There you go.
Winter: OK, here goes nothing *puts on necklace*
*Winter feels a slight tingle, before it disappeared. He looked at Turtle, and saw a surprised expression on the SeaWing's face*
Turtle: Wow...
Winter: What? What's wrong?
Turtle: Uh...nothing, it's just--
Winter: Nevermind. I don't feel any different, but oh my god! Is that my voice, it's like I breathed in helium.
Turtle: ...
Winter: Anyway, I still have a week of this, so I better get use to it. Bye, Turtle *leaves*
Turtle: ...what have I unleashed on this world?
Later:
*Winter is walking down the halls, and suddenly realized something*
Winter: Why is everyone fucking starring at me? Haven't they ever seen a female IceWing before?
*Winter then bumped into someone, and that someone happened to be Flame*
Flame: Hey! Watch where you...
Winter: Don't fucking talk to me, asshole! Jeez, what's your problem? *pushes past him*
Flame: ...oh my god *blushes*
Anemone: What are you blushing about, moron?
Flame: Anemone, look at that IceWing girl.
Anemone: What does that have to-- HOLY MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN, SHE'S GORGEOUS!
Flame: I know right, I don't usually go for IceWings, but damn!
Anemone: *sigh* Just when Tamarin and I broke up, of course she had to stumble in my life.
Flame: You and Tamarin were never together--
Anemone: Sshhh! Well, I might as well introduce myself to her, if you know what I mean *wink wink*
Flame: No fair! I saw her first!
Anemone: We'll let her choose then. Let the biggest flirt win!
Flame: You're on!
*Winter was about to take a turn, when she was interrupted by Anemone and Flame*
Flame: *clears throat* Hey, I never seen you here, you new?
Winter: Yes, my name is...Jewel
Flame: What--
Anemone: What a beautiful name!
Flame: *whispers* Fish breath, it was my turn!
Anemone: *whispers* We agreed 10 seconds each.
Anemone: Jewel, I just love your necklace! It really matches your eyes!
Winter: Uh...thank you.
Anemone: If you want more necklaces, I can give you more, since I'm a princess and all, but my tender heart can't resist a pretty face.
Flame: Uh...Hey! Jewel! You want to see me bench press a boulder?
Winter: What?
Flame: I can bench press you, if you like *winks at her*
Anemone: *glares at Flame* How undignified!
Flame: Well, at least, I'm not bribing her!
Anemone: *gasp* How dare you! *slaps him with a dollar*
Flame: ....That didn't even fucking hurt!
*Flame and Anemone argue, Qibli walked in*
Qibli: What's going on here?
Winter: Qibli! Thank moons! *embraces him*
Qibli: ...
Winter: Qibli?
*Qibli pulls a spray bottle on Winter, and sprays water on her*
Qibli: Back, temptress!
Winter: Are you fucking serious!
Qibli: Begone thot! I married!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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