Turtle: Winter, can you wear this earring?
Winter: ...
Winter: Fuck no. You probably put some weird enchantment shit on it.
Turtle: ....you know what, I don't want you to wear it.
Winter: What the fuck did you just say? You can't tell me what to do! *snatches earring*
Turtle Thinking: Oh, I'm gonna regret this...
Later:
Qibli: Hey, Winter...why is it dark in your room?
*turns on lights, revealing Winter. Winter was surrounded by Peppa Pig merchandise, and he was wearing fake pig ears and a piggy nose*
Winter: Greetings...
Qibli: Oh...fuck..
Winter: Welcome to my shrine, where I worship the queen.
Qibli: Winter, I'm regretting marrying you.
Winter: Qibli! *leans in closer to his face* Don't fight it, she calls you....jump into the muddy puddles, and you'll be reborn.
Qibli: Uh, Winter--
Winter: REBORN, I SAY!
Qibli: Winter, what kind of fucked up candy did you consume?
Winter: I don't know...suddenly I felt librated after taking an earring from Turtle.
Qibli: Turtle?...an earring?
Qibli: Excuse me *leaves*
Later:
*Qibli was having a nice chat with Turtle*
Turtle: AAAHHHH!
Qibli: What the fuck did you do!?
Turtle: It was a dare, I'm sorry! Please stop! It hurts!
Qibli: How do I fix Winter?
Turtle: Just take the earring off! The pain! Stop!
Qibli: Fine. I'll stop...
*Qibli releases Turtle's ear*
Qibli: Sorry, for pinching your ear so hard.
Turtle: It's fine.
Later:
Qibli: Oh my god.
*in the middle of the room, was golden statue of Peppa Pig*
Winter: Look! I made a tribute!
*Qibli walks up to Winter, rips off the earring*
Winter: *demonic screaming*
Qibli: Oops! Might've ripped of a bit of your ear. Sorry!
Winter: What the fuck happened-- *sees statue*
Winter: Why is Satan in my room?
Qibli: That's a story for another time.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
