Winter: Today, I'm learning the ukulele. I never took lessons, but it can't be that hard.
*Winter plays a note on the ukulele*
Clay: *bursts in* What was that? Did someone get injured, it sounds like a dying animal in here.
Winter: I was making music, dammit!
Later:
Winter: Almost got--wait--lets do that--wait.
Qibli: Winter, please stop!
Winter: Not until I get this note right.
Turtle: You been trying for hours. Please stop, for our insanity.
Winter: I almost got it *proceeds to strum like a maniac*
Qibli: Ahh! My ears!
Winter: Hey, I think I got the hang of it.
Turtle: *whimpers* Please, have mercy...
A couple hours later:
Winter: Guys! Have you seen my ukulele.
Moonwatcher: I don't know where it is.
Winter: Damn, I was practicing with it a moment ago.
Qibli: You went outside with it, maybe it's outside?
Winter: Hmmm...OK, I'll check *leaves*
Turtle: *comes in carrying the ukulele* I have it, what now?
Qibli: It's pretty obvious. Destroy it with a rock, take it's remains to the middle of the ocean, dump it in, take it out, and continue to destroy it with a rock.
Moonwatcher: Also, set it on fire right after.
Turtle: ....Can't I just bury it?
Qibli: Nope, we need precautions.
Winter: Why do you have my ukulele?
Turtle: ...
Moonwatcher: ...
Qibli: ...shit.
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