Dare #6

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Winter: Today, I'm learning the ukulele. I never took lessons, but it can't be that hard.

*Winter plays a note on the ukulele*

Clay: *bursts in* What was that? Did someone get injured, it sounds like a dying animal in here.

Winter: I was making music, dammit!

Later:

Winter: Almost got--wait--lets do that--wait.

Qibli: Winter, please stop!

Winter: Not until I get this note right.

Turtle: You been trying for hours. Please stop, for our insanity.

Winter: I almost got it *proceeds to strum like a maniac*

Qibli: Ahh! My ears!

Winter: Hey, I think I got the hang of it.

Turtle: *whimpers* Please, have mercy...

A couple hours later:

Winter: Guys! Have you seen my ukulele.

Moonwatcher: I don't know where it is.

Winter: Damn, I was practicing with it a moment ago.

Qibli: You went outside with it, maybe it's outside?

Winter: Hmmm...OK, I'll check *leaves*

Turtle: *comes in carrying the ukulele* I have it, what now?

Qibli: It's pretty obvious. Destroy it with a rock, take it's remains to the middle of the ocean, dump it in, take it out, and continue to destroy it with a rock.

Moonwatcher: Also, set it on fire right after.

Turtle: ....Can't I just bury it?

Qibli: Nope, we need precautions.

Winter: Why do you have my ukulele?

Turtle: ...

Moonwatcher: ...

Qibli: ...shit.




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