Martin: OK, ready for an animal quiz?
Winter: Bring it on!
Chris: OK, first: what kind of fish can change it's colour, size, and body texture?
Winter: What the hell is that?
Turtle: Oh! That will be a cuttlefish.
Martin: Correct!
Winter: Dammit! I'll get it next time.
Martin: OK, next question: what animal has resemblance to a zebra, but are related to giraffes?
Winter: Uh...
Kinkajou: An okapi!
Chris: Yes.
Winter: Fuck!
Chris: Now: what is the common name used for creatures that live in the desert?
Winter: Annoying pun machines!
Qibli: Thanks, Winter. And the answer is xerocole.
Martin: Great job, Qibli!
Winter: This is bullshit! You're making it too easy for them.
Chris: OK, Winter, we'll give you this one question specifically for you.
Winter: Good.
Chris: You know those sea unicorn things in your kingdom?
Winter: Yeah?
Chris: What are they really called?
Winter: ...
Winter: They're not called sea unicorns?
Moonwatcher: Narwhals... They're called narwhals, Winter.
Winter: Hey! I had that!
Moonwatcher: ....no, you didn't.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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