Winter: OK, here's the thing: Serena and Ash are back, but this time, I have to pretend to be in love with Serena.
Qibli: Already moving on, huh?
Winter: Shut up, Qibli, that wasn't real.
Qibli: It was real to me!
Winter: Anyway! They're waiting in the cave, and this time, Ash is a...
Kinkajou: Yandere.
Winter: Stop making up words. OK, let's do this.
*Winter approaches the two RainWings*
Serena: Hey, Winter.
Winter: *flinches*
Serena: What's wrong?
Winter: Nothing, self habit.
Winter: Anyway, I wanted to tell you how beautiful--
Ash: *hiss!*
Winter: What in the moons?
Ash: Stay away from her!
Winter: What's wrong with you?
Kinkajou: I told you he was a Yandere!
Winter: Is that what that means? Well, you should've warned me he was going to go apeshit crazy!
Winter: *sigh* Listen, Ash, even though we known each other for a short while, I know we're friends, and you would never hurt me--
Ash: *spits venom*
Winter: *dodges* What!? Who taught him that!? Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: *scoots away*
Ash: Enough! We'll settle this on the battlefield! A fight to the death!
Winter: Ahhhhh...shit.
Later:
Turtle: Are we bad friends for letting this happen?
Moonwatcher: Winter specifically told us not to intervene.
Kinkajou: So grab some popcorn, Turtle.
*A short distance away, Winter and Ash were facing each other, both in a defensive stance*
Winter: I don't want to do this, but you forced my hand, which in a same way is like pissing me off.
Ash: Be quiet, and fight! *charges*
Winter: *charges*
*The two dragons wrestled each other, with claws and teeth involved. Both dodged each attack, like jets of venom and columns of frost. A while after, the two were exhausted, and laid across each other, dazed*
Winter: *pants* T...truce?
Ash: *pants* Truce...I don't even remember what we were fighting about.
Winter: Oh that, I just flirted with your girl--
Ash: Arrgh! *lunges at him*
Winter: AHHHHH! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Qibli: How long is this going to take?
Moonwatcher: Probably, only a few minutes...
Hours later:
Turtle: OK, Ash and Serena were taken home. Ash did apologize to Winter before he left.
Winter: For what? I totally bested him in that fight--Ow!
Qibli: Hold still, Winter! I'm not finished wrapping you in these bandages!
Kinkajou: He got his ass kicked.
Winter: Did not! Ow!
Qibli: Hold still!
Turtle: *sigh* I need less crazy friends.
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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