Winter: OK, we have once again have song dares.
Kinkajou: Yay!
Winter: Of course, yay! to another round of your annoying shrieking.
Kinkajou: I have vocal cords of a powerful woman, you jelly? ;)
Winter: Not even close, newt.
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Ash: OK, you ready?
Jade Winglet: Yes!
*Ash starts singing*
Havana, oh na-na
Half of my heart is in Havana
Oh na-na
You took me back--
Winter: There's something I don't get about this song.
Qibli: *sigh* What is it?
Winter: What the hell Havana?
Kinkajou: Does it really matter?
Winter: Well, this chick who made this song seems obsessed with the Havana person.
Ash: Guys--
Moonwatcher: I don't think it's a person, Winter.
Winter: OK, then who is this Atlanta douche?
Ash: *facepalms*
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*Qibli is eating breakfast, when a wormhole opens up and spits out Blue from the Pokémon games*
Qibli: Dude, you interrupted my breaky.
Blue: Where am I?
Qibli: I'm guessing you were sent here to sing a song, so you better do it now.
Blue: OK...Let's see here..
*Blue clears his throat*
I'm Blue, Dada Dee Dadada
Dada Dee Dadada
Dada Dee Dadada--
Blue: When can I go home?
Qibli: Probably never.
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*Ash walked up to Winter*
Ash: *sings* I'm sexy and I know it!
Winter: Yes.
Ash: wut?
Winter: wut?
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
HumorLeave dares and questions for everyone's favorite snobbish IceWing! (Will include harsh language) (FINISHED)
