Dare #72

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Winter: OK, we have once again have song dares.

Kinkajou: Yay!

Winter: Of course, yay! to another round of your annoying shrieking.

Kinkajou: I have vocal cords of a powerful woman, you jelly? ;)

Winter: Not even close, newt.

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Ash: OK, you ready?

Jade Winglet: Yes!

*Ash starts singing*

Havana, oh na-na

Half of my heart is in Havana

Oh na-na

You took me back--

Winter: There's something I don't get about this song.

Qibli: *sigh* What is it?

Winter: What the hell Havana?

Kinkajou: Does it really matter?

Winter: Well, this chick who made this song seems obsessed with the Havana person.

Ash: Guys--

Moonwatcher: I don't think it's a person, Winter.

Winter: OK, then who is this Atlanta douche?

Ash: *facepalms*

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*Qibli is eating breakfast, when a wormhole opens up and spits out Blue from the Pokémon games*

Qibli: Dude, you interrupted my breaky.

Blue: Where am I?

Qibli: I'm guessing you were sent here to sing a song, so you better do it now.

Blue: OK...Let's see here..

*Blue clears his throat*

I'm Blue, Dada Dee Dadada

Dada Dee Dadada

Dada Dee Dadada--

Blue: When can I go home?

Qibli: Probably never.

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*Ash walked up to Winter*

Ash: *sings* I'm sexy and I know it!

Winter: Yes.

Ash: wut?

Winter: wut?

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