Dare #11

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Winter: OK, the next dare is: pretend to be in love with Kinkajou.

Winter: ....

Winter: Haha, well, isn't this fun?

Winter: Fun fun fun fun fun fun!

Winter: Fun fun fun fun!

Qibli: Are you alright?

Winter: FUN! I'M HAVING FUN!

Qibli: OK, Winter needs a moment to grasp his sanity before he dives into this.

A while later:

Winter: *sigh* Here I go...

Winter: Hey, Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: What is it, Winter?

Winter: I just wanted to say...you look stunning.

Kinkajou: ...

Kinkajou: That's so sweet!

Winter: wut.

Kinkajou: Since you're so nice, can you fetch me a fruit from the prey center?

Winter: Hell no--I mean...sure.

Kinkajou: Yay! And after that, we can have a picnic in the rainforest.

Winter: *internal suffering*

Later:

Qibli: What's happening here?

*A thick mattress was tied to Winter's back, and Kinkajou was lying on it*

Kinkajou: I asked Winter to carry me around, and since his scales are cold, I put a mattress under me so I wouldn't have to feel them.

Winter: *whimpering*

Qibli: Turtle, I'm surprised that you're so calm about this.

Turtle: Yep!

Qibli: ...You're acting weird.

Turtle: *sweats* No, I'm not.

Qibli: ....

Qibli: Kinkajou knew about the dare, didn't she?

Turtle: *sigh* Yes.

Winter: WHAT?!

Kinkajou: Uh oh.

Winter: YOU KNEW ALL ALONG! AND YOU STILL MADE ME CARRY YOU!

Kinkajou: Time to go, Turtle! *jumps off Winter's back and flees*

Turtle: Yep *follows her*

Winter: Come back here, you idiots!

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