Winter: OK, the next dare is: pretend to be in love with Kinkajou.
Winter: ....
Winter: Haha, well, isn't this fun?
Winter: Fun fun fun fun fun fun!
Winter: Fun fun fun fun!
Qibli: Are you alright?
Winter: FUN! I'M HAVING FUN!
Qibli: OK, Winter needs a moment to grasp his sanity before he dives into this.
A while later:
Winter: *sigh* Here I go...
Winter: Hey, Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: What is it, Winter?
Winter: I just wanted to say...you look stunning.
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: That's so sweet!
Winter: wut.
Kinkajou: Since you're so nice, can you fetch me a fruit from the prey center?
Winter: Hell no--I mean...sure.
Kinkajou: Yay! And after that, we can have a picnic in the rainforest.
Winter: *internal suffering*
Later:
Qibli: What's happening here?
*A thick mattress was tied to Winter's back, and Kinkajou was lying on it*
Kinkajou: I asked Winter to carry me around, and since his scales are cold, I put a mattress under me so I wouldn't have to feel them.
Winter: *whimpering*
Qibli: Turtle, I'm surprised that you're so calm about this.
Turtle: Yep!
Qibli: ...You're acting weird.
Turtle: *sweats* No, I'm not.
Qibli: ....
Qibli: Kinkajou knew about the dare, didn't she?
Turtle: *sigh* Yes.
Winter: WHAT?!
Kinkajou: Uh oh.
Winter: YOU KNEW ALL ALONG! AND YOU STILL MADE ME CARRY YOU!
Kinkajou: Time to go, Turtle! *jumps off Winter's back and flees*
Turtle: Yep *follows her*
Winter: Come back here, you idiots!
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Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)
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