Winter: Ask or Dare! (CLOSED)

Dare #16

Moonwatcher: Winter, who is that?

Winter: Ash.

Qibli: Where did he come from?

Winter: Through a magic vortex.

Qibli: Why did you say that like it was a normal sentence?

Ash: Huh? Where am I? Where's Pikachu?

Turtle: Er...Jade Mountain.

Ash: Interesting, you must be a talking Pokémon like Meowth. You must be a water type, and you look really strong.

Turtle: *blushes*

Winter: Get a grip, Turtle.

Turtle: But, he complemented me.

Qibli: OK, Ash, let us have a chance to explain-- *bonk!* Ow! Did you just throw a ball at me.

Ash: Worth a try.

Winter: Hey, give me that thing, let me try *throws pokéball at Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: Ow! Jerk!

Winter: Ha! C'mon, it wasn't that bad--

*pokéball suddenly glows, and traps Kinkajou inside*

Moonwatcher: Kinkajou!

Turtle: *high pitched screaming*

Winter: Shit! I didn't think that would work!

Kinkajou: *muffled outrage*

Qibli: You better get her out.

Winter: Don't worry, we have Ash here, he'll help us. Right, Ash--

Ash: *gone*

Winter: ...

Winter: Well, that happened.

Kinkajou: Yer an asth, Vinter  *translation: you're an ass, Winter*

Winter: Yeah, I know. 

Later:

Winter: There you are, Ash.

Ash: Oh, sorry I left. Just wanted to look around, what region is this?

Winter: You can call it Pyrrhia. Anyway, can you free Kinkajou, she may be annoying, but she's part of my winglet or whatever.

Ash: Sure! *releases Kinkajou*

Kinkajou: WINTER! I'M FULLY PREPARED TO SPIT VENOM AT YOU!

Winter: OK, we should go, Ash. And while I'm at it, I'll show you around.

Ash: Sounds great.

A week later:

Winter: And then the RainWing defeated him with a single strawberry!

Ash: Ha! If I knew that, I would've tried that on multiple occasions.

Qibli: Got to say, I was at first skeptical after Kinkajou was trapped in a ball. But now, I see that having this scavenger here is fun--

*suddenly a portal opens up out of nowhere*

Qibli: What the heck!

Moonwatcher: I guess your dare is over now, Winter.

Winter: Can't he stay a little longer?

Turtle: I think it's time to say goodbye.

Qibli: Why is no one concerned about the five feet hole, that's sucking up the furniture! *attempts to save a table from the black hole*

Ash: Sorry, Winter, but I have people back home waiting for me. Even though we're apart, we'll always be friends.

Winter: *scoffs* How dare you use that cheesy dialogue on me.

Winter: *sheds tear* I'm going to miss you!

Ash: Same here, buddy.

*Meanwhile, Qibli is holding onto a table for dear life and trying not to get sucked in the hole: "AAAHHHH!"*

Ash: Goodbye, everyone *enters portal, and it instantly snaps shut*

Turtle: Wow, Winter, never knew you had emotions besides from anger.

Winter: It was dust in my eyes!

Kinkajou: Well, that was eventful. What were you screaming about, Qibli?

Qibli: *trembling on the floor while hugging a table to his chest* I...I saved the table.